Owns the app and half the timeline. Highest salary on the board for a reason.

Draft the timeline.
Score real X.
Five real X accounts. One salary cap. Elon, athletes, presidents, shitposters, KOLs — anyone big enough to move the timeline. Points from live impressions, virality, calls, and ratios.
Fantasy
Lineup is live
Your board
2,530
Ratio Recipients · Captain 2×
Drafted Orangie
Caller seat · $3.4K
Salary cap
$28.2K / $30K
Captain locked
Trump Jr scores 2×
Team published
Live on the board
The five seats
Positions, not vibes. Each seat scores a different part of the timeline.
Caller
Accounts that name coins before the timeline does. Bonus when a ticker they posted pumps 2x inside 24 hours.
Shitposter
Pure meme velocity. Scored on how fast the timeline repeats them — not how serious they sound.
Analyst
Thread-heavy, research-shaped accounts. Saves and long-form dwell matter more than dunks.
Influencer
Big-follower accounts. Raw reach and impressions. Expensive, loud, and they eat the cap.
Farmer
Engagement-bait specialists. Reply volume, quote-tweet storms, and the accounts that turn every post into a town hall.
How a week works
Draft KOLs. Score the timeline they already live on.
- 01
Fill five seats
One Caller. One Shitposter. One Analyst. One Influencer. One Farmer.
- 02
Stay under $30K
Every account has a salary priced off typical reach. Take a whale and you draft sleepers.
- 03
Name a Captain
Their points count double. This is where most boards are won.
- 04
They post. We score.
Impressions, virality, call hits, follower spikes, deletes, ratios. Live from X.
Scoring card
- per 1,000 impressions+1
- tweet crosses 10K likes+25
- called coin pumps 2x within 24 hours+50
- per 1,000 new followers in the window+10
- tweet deleted after posting−30
- ratio'd — replies blow past likes−15
Scoring meter
Simulated · $0.005/read$0 / day
No X bearer token yet — tape is simulated. Add X_BEARER_TOKEN and we only pull published-roster accounts: 0 of 410, 8 posts / 30m.
- Tracked now
- 0 accounts
- Reads / cycle
- 0
- Cycle cost
- $0.00
- Naive burn
- $3936/day
Real accounts. Linked.
Every handle opens on X.
The most expensive political seat. Ratio risk is the sport.
Quote-tweet assassin. High velocity, high blood pressure.
Football gravity. Every post is a stadium.
YouTube's GDP. Engagement is the business model.
Eras-level engagement. Expensive and worth the tax.
Basketball's main character account.
One post rewrites the impression column.
Five names. One cap.
No excuses when they tweet.